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The Truth about Nutrition and Health

Here’s the final word on nutrition and health, Seriously, it is a relief after all these conflicting medical studies!

Diets and Dying

  • The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
  • The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
  • The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
  • The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
  • The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you! Go America!

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James Leath has been a personal trainer for over 7 years and is a Fitness Professional/Blogger with Yuru. He has a BA in Communication and some graduate work in kinesiology and communication as well as numerous certifications throughout the fitness and nutrition industry. Currently he is training under Tony Robbins as a strategic interventionist. He lives in San Luis Obispo, Ca, with his bride Amanda and their two dogs, Liam and Bella.

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    Haha interesting facts. But seriously, I think it’s the pure volume and unnatural additives to our foods, plus the sedentary lifestyle, that ultimately make Americans the worst health-wise. Do any of those nationalities consume 1500 calories in a single Tahoe Joe’s outing or drink a 6-pack of diet sodas every day? Hmmm…

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